Freak your partner in wine.
One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy.
Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it.
Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to!
Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required.
American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana.